Ambrosia Dance Club

Second Life is a wonderful platform for social interaction. We learn so much about others from all over the world. Sometimes way too much. What is it that compels people to share graphic details of their real lives with others who they know little about? I am talking about that dread affliction known by its acronym TMI – Too Much Information.

How do you know if you suffer from the effects of this dread disease? If you say lines like the following its quite possible you suffer from TMI Syndrome. Potential cure lines follow.

TMI – OMFG My master bedroom is infested with lice and I have to leave to stay town and stay at the Motel 6 in Fernville while the fumigators put a tent over my house and gas it so pass it along that I wont be online a lot.

Cure -I will be out of town for a few days. Catch you on my laptop!

TMI – I have 5 kids the oldest Bobby just got out of prison and has to wear a darn bracelet around his leg and he just walked within 1000 yards of a school zone and now the police are over at my house and they are going to take him in so i have to run for a bit.

Cure – Brb

TMI – In my country we take the snakes and hang them on a silken rope outside the village and then ritualistically beat them with sticks. After they dry for 3 days we take them down and they are placed in earthenware vessels and cooked at the Aa’Rean which is the center of the village as the women wail and utter lamentations while throwing dust over their heads. then we gather to eat them. It is much delicious i must tell you.

Cure – I like to party and eat delicacies.

TMI – I think my cat is dead. Let me check, yep he’s dead. I have to find a plastic bag. Well you knew it was coming. Lord Percival was always anemic and my other cats would always avoid him and you know when you have 40 cats you will always have the social outcast. Oh well so how is your day going.

Cure – Hey whats up.

TMI – Do you have a minute? I have to show you something. I ate about 5 pounds of lasagna last night and I just took a dump and I swear to you that it looks just like an Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake. I have to upload a picture for you. Brb.

Cure – Would you like to see some nature photography?

So what is TMI. It is the dissemination of information about your life that is totally useless to others and puts a mental image of you in their minds that is unpleasant at best and totally horrific at worst. Avoid TMI and have a better public image!