By Skippy Foulsbane
Apparently, there has been some confusion over my role at Ambrosia. I’m a jack-of-all-trades, a fixer, a handyman…you call it whatever you want. I do what needs to get done. And i get it done quickly.
My primary job is to guard “the package.” What’s the package? It’s the prize possession of Ambrosia Dance Club. When a prospective dancer is completing the 7 trials to become a dancer, the final trial involves securing the package, which I hold at all times. I guard it with my life. That’s really all I should say about it. I don’t want to give away too much information.
I am in charge of the Escalade. I use it to run errands for Phil and to drive him around. I also procure things for Ambrosia, all sorts of things. You’d be surprised what it takes to run a dance club: drink umbrellas, cleaning supplies to get the scuffs off the dance floor, sledge hammers, 30 feet of rope. You name it – I can find it.
You may not see me around Ambrosia. I try to keep a low profile. But I am always there somewhere. Say hi or have a smoke with me if you see me.
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