Ambrosia Dance Club

Ambrosia Dance Club is a great place to interact with other people and meet someone new. Friendships have developed on the dance floor at Ambrosia that have gone on to full blown RL relationships and even marriage.

First impressions are important. Many guys will come in to meet women and intiate a conversation with the all purpose, “Hello”, in IM. Others are far more inventive in their opening lines, showing that there is no limit to the ingenuity of the horny male. I asked various female patrons about different lines they have heard from guys and here are a few of the results:

[9:56] Skip334 Galana: Hello there, I would like to talk to you and give you my full attention… I don’t know if that sounds selfish or horrible but fact is fact :) I have been hard for you all day now. Out of my control. You are perfect.

This line did not work whatsoever.

[17:17] screwu Foxdale: babi ur hot women
[17:18] Summerr Hillburton: I find your pale pasty noob skin very attractive as well
[17:20] screwu Foxdale: i like mak sex with u how can do
[17:20] Summerr Hillburton: mak sex with me
[17:20] screwu Foxdale: yea
[17:21] Summerr Hillburton: How about i feed your testicles into a wheat thresher instead?
[17:21] screwu Foxdale: owwwwww
[17:21] screwu Foxdale: ur lesbian

Shot down in flames so she must be a lesbian.

[11:36] Farley Ryerson: I cannot help but notice you dancing alone in the corner. I see sadness in your eyes. You need a man in your life. I am that man. Open the door.

Poetic but no result

[19:57] V1nce Arabello: hi
[19:58] V1nce Arabello: yr hot
[19:58] cinnamonsin Edenflower: thank you
[20:00] V1nc eArabello: can i f..k u?
[20:00] cinnamonsin Edenflower: no

Total Fail