Ambrosia Dance Club

Come one come all! Starting at 2 PM SLT Saturday Oct 29, Ambrosia Dance Club presents a very spooky
Halloween party with DJ Geemix at the helm!

Make sure you are dressed up in something festive. Ladies will of course look totally sexy, but that goes without saying. Fun and Prizes ! Ambrosia does Halloween right !

by Phil F Kearny

Occasionally people get into my box and say to me ” Did know that so and so is only 15 years old?” And I say to them, “Well what you want me to do about it? I am not the Linden Lab police. They’re the ones who let this person on to the grid not me. Is this person being a douchebag?” And they say to me, “no”. And then I say, “Well then they can stay until they commit an act of douchebaggery.” Then I will ban them from this region with extreme prejudice and report them with great wrath onto the Linden gods if they violated the sacred TOS.

Linden Lab has placed a very vigorous check to make sure that children are not being allowed onto the grid. The new avatar must go to a page and faithfully swear that they are over the age of 18 in order to get into a mature or adult sim. Apparently the lawyers have advised the lab that this is sufficient to cover them from any sort of litigation.

Therefore, as owner of a sim, it is no longer my responsibility to ensure that the people who enter are of the correct age. I’m not the police force for Linden lab. If a person swears that they’re over the age of 18 what am I supposed to do, torture them until they confess as to their real age?

Since the elimination of the teen grid, Second life now allows any person over the age of 16 years of age to be on the grid. Theoretically, people between the ages of 16 and 18 years old are only allowed to be on G rated sims. General regions are places that according to Linden Lab should be accessible by your grandmother. What if your grandmother’s a foul mouth and a prostitute?

Mature sims are reserved for people over the age of 18. Adult Sims are populated by adults perverts presumably also over the age of 18.

Since Ambrosia Dance Club is not a sex club, who really cares if a little teens are loose in the room. If the alleged teen becomes a nuisance and starts to act in a manner which is not mature then they find themselves spinning off into the ocean at high velocity with the dreaded estate ban.

The sole criteria which we use to judge people at Ambrosia is their level of douchebaggery. It does not matter if you’re 13 or 80 years old, douchebaggery knows no age limits. So I really don’t care if the person that you are hitting on in IM tells you that they are 14. It becomes your individual responsibility to report this person to Linden lab. A person who is reported to Linden lab for being underage will find their account canceled. It is then up to the person whose account was canceled to prove that they’re over the legal age to be on Second Life.

Join us on October 28 at 2 AM when DJ Aph hosts the Fairytale Dance party. This late night costume party is especially for the people who miss the annual Halloween costume party which usually takes place during the Prime time Second Life hours.

There will be prizes awarded by Deviance as well as 1000 L in cash prizes to lucky winners. The toughest part is deciding which of your favourite fairytale characters you wish to be. Mark your calendars and stay up late if you have to because this party is going to be a blast!

DJ Venus hosts this weeks hot event. The Friday, October 7th, We invite all Ambrosians to appear in lingerie and pajamas and dance while DJ Venus reads you her favourite bedtime stories. Cash Prizes and Free Lingerie from Tall Poppy will be awarded by the sexy Ambrosia Dancers to lucky lingerie and jamby clad peeps.

So put on your finest bedclothes and come on down to the place to be on Second Life, Ambrosia Dance Club.