Attention Ambrosians
Have you ever been enjoying yourself at the Ambrosia Dance Club when suddenly a malevolent presence enters the room; a person that has to be the center of attention and exhibits some of the following behaviours:
- communicate only through gestures
- speak through a Turkish to Japanese to English translator
- shoot flames from their prim buttocks
- dances like an escapee from a grand mal seizure ward
- repeatedly asks for deviant acts
- slams into everyone like an enraged hockey player
You want to push him through a wall but he keep coming back at you more and more, spamming you with heinous green chat and farting gestures.
Up until now what could you do? You could protest loudly in chat and call him names. You could push back with your own annoying sounds and gestures. But that never works.
And now there is a product developed to deal with these avatar irritants. From the makers of Noo B Gon we present -
That’s right, the first and only product in SL that is guaranteed to vanquish the uber annoying in just one spritz. We’re so sure that Permaban will work that if you experience further griefing in the next day we will refund your money.
Its just “Spray and Away!” It’s never been this fun and easy getting rid of annoying avatars. One Spritz is all it takes to continue your peaceful Second Life. Get yours today for the low low price of 99 L at the Ambrosia mall today!
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