Pretty much everyone these days sports a group tag.  People visit a venue, a blue box pops up, and boom you are a VIP. But what do you get for this VIP membership? Most times you get annoying chat spam and invitations to non parties.
Becoming an Ambrosian though is different. One must be invited to join the group and each and every member is treated like Ambrosia is their home…unless of course you whip out a giant pecker, then the cold ocean below becomes your home.
Ambrosians will never be subjected to incessant chat spam since that option was allowed to be disabled finally by the Lindens. Notices are sent out for DJs and live acts only and not for silly random reasons.
And finally wearing your Ambrosia tag shows that you believe in entertainment the way it should be – devoid of gimmickry such as Sploders and gamed contests where the owners and their friends enter and win.
Ambrosians enjoy entertaining personality DJ’s that do not have microphones made by Fisher Price and they can be assured that they will be entertained by the best live acts in SL.
When Ambrosians walk through the great entrance they know that they are home from the moment that they receive all the warm greetings from the staff. Ambrosians know the lay of the land since everything is laid out like it would be in a real dance club. And Ambrosians are always assured that everyone in the club is real and that no one is a bot. And that all the dancers have been carefully screened for real life hotness and to be 100% woman. Well maybe 99.9%. You never know if some really good actor slipped in. It is the internet.
Ambrosians can be sure that excessive annoying gestures and chat spam will be squashed, that rude tactless perverts will be banished, that giant oversized pushing avatars will be expunged and that skanky crack whores will be sent plunging into the dark ocean below.
And that’s why we choose to be Ambrosians. Why put up with the usual SL nonsense? Come home.
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