When you arrive in SL you are afforded an opportunity to tell the world all about yourself. It’s called Your Profile. In it you can place Second Life and Real Life pictures of yourself and write all sorts of fascinating things to let the world know what is behind the avatar you have created. You can learn so much about a person by profile perving. Some people make an SL career out of reading other peoples profiles.
There are all different sorts of profiles. They range from the everyday run of the mill through the WTF downright bizarre. Let’s take a look at a few of them.
The Downright Hostile
“You f#@k with ma bitches, you f#$king wit me and i will cut you. so help me gawd, i will slice you up nice. feel free to IM me :-) <3″
The WTF
“I am just your average joe from Midwest US – i love to engage in extreme bloodletting and gorean slave bondage roleplaying with albino cocrophiles – wanna chat?”
“I love meeting new people when my mistress isn’t flogging me with dead peacocks in a garden of decaying pumpkins. I look forward to meeting you!”
Sometimes you get the ones that start out really pleasant…
“I am on a journey of discovery. Come with me and experience pleasures of the body, mind, and soul. Open minded, free willed, and optimistic. Accept me as I am, and I shall accept you. Befreind me, and I shall befreind you. Respect me, and I shall respect you . Is you mess with me i will cut out your f@#$ng heart with a rusty butter knife and eat it before your dying eyes. Feel free to chat~!”
Whats up with guys who put their names in flowery surroundings?
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❤«´¨`°• Dexter •°´¨`»❤
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The Entrepreneur
“Hi- Visit my stuff for sale on Xstreet! I sell totally hideous useless garbage that I have ripped off from other designers. If you need a place to live, I own RIPOFFA PROPERTIES which are very cute affordable rentals squeezed together on a tiny island that will assure your constant harrasment by your neighbors who are vampires.”
The Announcement of Undying Love
“Partnered to Memir and Jillian, the 2 true loves of my life! I hope they don’t find out about each other. Oh, maybe I should not have put this in my profile.”
Mr Talented
“Inventor, artist,musician,dj,photographer,skydiver,beastmaster,semaphore operator,chemist,scripter,club hostess, and many other things. Im usually a rocker lookin guy but u can find me as a dragon or a squirell with attitude! im a bounty hunter and trainin to be a cop woot woot”
Has an entire extended family
“I love my Sissies Yolanda and XIppy u guys make my world rawk ya and my mom and dad broccolli and shiv ya you guys rawk and my cousins fliptart,jakster and therese yo you make my world rawk and my aunt jesse and uncle Fungo and thier kids Jingo and Turd you guys rawk luvs ya <3!!!”
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