Things just got steamy at the Grind! Every Saturday will now feature a romantic dance party aboard our yacht, the SS MushyLoveSongs. Bring your date and impress her with your sublime taste in romantic dance clubs. When you board the yacht you will be greeted by our concierge who will make sure that you receive your complimentary strawberries dipped in chocolate as well as champagne poured for you by white tuxedo clad left-handed Lithuanian midgets.
The mood is nothing less than sublime. Our yacht has just completed a 89 million dollar retrofit at Cittavecia Shipyards and is fully equipped with the latest state of the art amenities including automatic dance balls and Romantitalk Emo add-on accessories. Kroonengaard Stabilizers have been added to the vessel to endure that the ship remains stable even in the heavy seas that are often encountered in the Amazia Ocean.
Recent attendee Berta Pavliskasti, of Bynstaa Croatia, says that the Grind yacht experience is quite unlike any that she has ever experienced in Second Life. As she says, “Stvarno bih želio da vam pokazati slike moje koze. To me podsjeća na slici samo mi je poslala od sebe.” I later found out that that means “I really would like to show you pictures of my goat. It reminds me of your avatar.” Thank you Google Translate.
Everyone loves a romantic night under the stars. Thanks to the latest in Second Life technology the sim has been set to Nighttime! That means when you arrive at the SS MushyLoveSongs it will always be night time! Thank you Linden Lab for this amazing breakthrough in realism! Too bad no inventory items are currently retrievable and we can’t purchase anything. But damn it, it’s night time on the ship. See you on-board the yacht!