Gestures Glorious Gestures

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Gestures.  Some people love them other people hate them.  What are gestures?  Well,  they are prerecorded lines of chat text and animation that you can use to annoy everyone around you with a single stroke of your F key.  Sometimes they are fun and funny.  Other times, they can be so repugnant that you have to evacuate the area to retain your sanity.

Using Gestures, there is no real need for you to communicate in a meaningful fashion at all.   Like a song?  Hit f3 and ::::::: I ❤ THIS  T U N E ! ! ! ::::::: HOoOoOUlalalala :) will be splashed along the bottom of everyones screen along with a silly high pitched smerf’s voice proclaiming your love for the musical selection of the venue.  Limited English? Communicate with a series of Hoos and Howls!  Hurrah for F keys!

So here are the top 10 annoying Gestures for this week.

1. ::::::: I ❤ THIS  T U N E ! ! ! ::::::: HOoOoOUlalalala :)

This sounds especially bad coming out of a big musclebound guy.

2.  ”::\           ,.’ヽ
/:::::::::.l.     ./.:::::.l
!:::::::::::::!-‐”””””’ー、,/::::::::::::|
.|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::l’         V^v^.:HowwwlzzZ:.^v^V
!::::::::::::r’”ヽ:::::/ `,::::::::::/
‘:::::::::::::.\ ヽ/ / :::::::’、
,” :::::,, へ,●:::`フ’ `く::::●.ヘ::ヽ
.”:::::::.,”  `’ー”  `””” ヽ:::゙ 、
ヽ::.l         _ ヽ  ,,’:::,゙
゙”     (::::::) 〉 /::./     V^v^.:HowwwlzzZ:.^v^V
.、.-….__   ̄, / .l.:/
`”ー – .二 / ,,,’

Multi-Lined bad art rendering of a wolf.  Is this really needed?

3.  WOOTLES!!!!

Repeated by multiple people at regular intervals it sounds like a swamp full of frogs at twilight.

4. ☆☆☆☆HooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo !!!!!!☆☆☆☆

Sure to make you want to gouge out your eardrums, this lasts for the full 10 seconds.

5.        .·°·.◈◇◆ Ⓕⓘⓡⓔ BurniN ⓞn Thℇ DaNcℇ Fl✪✪R ◆◇◈♫♬.·°·.·
*•.¸ღ❤ღ ThaT LitTle ShawtY’s Fire BurNin ⓞn The DaNcℇ Fl✪✪R

If we are all listening to the song what need is there to play the gesture that includes the sound bite?  Anyone ? Anyone?

6. ||||||||||—————->>>>>YEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPAAAAAAAA<<<<<—————|||||||||||||||||

Must be heard to be believed.

7. *+,.(‘*+,._>>YâââââââY<<_.,+*’),.+*..*+.,(‘*+,._>>YâââââââY<<_.,+*’),.+*

I mean does this really mean anything?

8.This Dj Rocks  Like  An Earth Shattering  EarGasm ******@!!!!!!!

Clever at first annoying the 500th time around.

9. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!******AIRHORN******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG i am going to go Bonkers!

10.  Giggles

The infamous baby giggle, so deliciously annoying, so 2007

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