by Jessika Jenvieve
NEWSFLASH
Tonight at 21.40 hours a terrible catastrophe took place in ADC. The authorities are investigating a number of patrons fainted and had to be revived with gin.
DJ Chaos crashed and then before the eyes of terrified onlookers, he reappeared without most of his clothes and minus a number of body parts. No EYES!!! It was Horrible!!!!
Pepper hid under the stage and the dancers consulted the official Ambrosia Dancer’s Handbook (33rd edition with illustrations) to find out what to do about a naked DJ with missing body parts.
But our brave DJ carried on wearing some old clothes (Phil , your laundry will be late this week ) – and holding a ” Show us your Boobs” banner. It was shocking – some of the dancers are claiming Workers Compensation.
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