Ambrosia Dance Club

There is a body fashion trend happening today that can be hazardous to your health. Apparently, some people out in the real world admire the big booty look so much that they are having silicone injected directly into their buttocks.

LAS VEGAS – An unlicensed doctor and his assistant have been charged with murder after a woman died in Las Vegas following a buttocks enhancement procedure performed in the back room of a floor tile shop, authorities said Monday.

Las Vegas resident Elena Caro, 42, died at a hospital Saturday following the procedure, according to the Clark County Coroner’s Office.
Ruben Dario Matallana-Galvas, 55, and Carmen Olfidia Torres-Sanchez, 47 were arrested at McCarran International Airport on Saturday night in connection with her death as they were trying to catch a flight to Colombia, the Las Vegas Sun reported.

Metro Police Lt. Lew Roberts said this was not an isolated incident, with a rise in people seeking treatment from fraudulent, unlicensed doctors in the area. Matallana-Galvas allegedly told detectives he was a homeopathic doctor in Colombia but not a licensed doctor in Nevada, according to the arrest report. According to an arrest report, Matallana-Galvas told Las Vegas police homicide detectives that he injected Caro with 200 cubic centimeters of a “gel-type substance in six separate injection sites” in her buttocks, the Las Vegas Journal Review reported.

In February British tourist Claudia Adusei, 20, died in Philadelphia after she had silicone injections in her buttocks at a hotel.
In that case a medical examination revealed that the silicone went into her central vascular system, ultimately stopping her heart.
Buttock-enhancement procedures have become increasingly popular as women aspire to gain curves such as those displayed by singer Jennifer Lopez and “Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks.

Could this be the start of a trend in SL as well? What are people doing with their avatars? Since the avatar is easily transformed using the sliders are people in the virtual world going for the big booty look as well? Let’s look at the evidence!

Wow, take a look at what Dani can do with her sliders!

In other news around the club, the latest craze is Nooby Rodeo! Just jump on your favourite Noob as they come in to Ambrosia and then ride them around the dance floor till they buck you off! Loads of fun for everyone.

How to get around SL without working too much.

And of course for strange and bizarre outfit of the day,

The Snake around the neck says it all.

You certainly cant beat this one. The complexity of it all and of course the reptile accessory left my mouth agape. Remember you never know when you will be featured on the front page of the Ambrosia Web Site so always dress to impress when you are in the club!

Did you ever get warnings from people whilst on Second Life? A notecard perhaps or a group message warning everyone about some evil person who is going to do something horrible to you if you even talk to them? The person who sends it to you received it from someone else and gosh darn it, it must be true because,well you know, its written on a notecard and someone official has sent the warning.

State police warning for online: Please read this “very carefully”..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to.

If a person with the screen-name of DreamWeaverGrey contacts you, do not reply. DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of whispers or requests for private in Pogo. He is a suspect for murder in the deaths of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet.

His Real Name: John Edward Robinson (serial killer)

Earlier he was known as the SLAVEMASTER

Please send this to all on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name has also been seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far.

This is not a joke! Ladies, this is serious!!

I will send it to Linden Lab as well.

LadyElena Mavinelli

SO there you have it. Be warned fellow Slers that a crazed psychopath murderer is on the loose. Or is he? If you go and do some simple research you will notice that according to the wonderful source of all things that may be true unless someone else changes it, Wikipedia, “John Edward Robinson (born December 27, 1943) is an American serial killer who was convicted in 2003 of the murders of three women during a fifteen-year period. He subsequently admitted responsibility for five additional murders during that time. Because he made contact with most of his post-1993 victims via on-line chat rooms, he is sometimes referred to as “the Internet’s first serial killer”.”

Hmmm, convicted killer. That means he’s in jail? Yep! It sure does mean that. He’s sitting on death row in Kansas right now on the line for his lethal injection. Doesn’t sound too dangerous now does he? Or is the State of Kansas very progressive in their prison system and allows the death row inmates to spend their free time in that whacky virtual world Second Life?

Now, a simple check of the web almost always brings up the real story but does anyone bother to check? Noooooooo, they just forward the alarming notecard to the next victim and the chain goes on! Stop the madness now and check the facts. Or have some fun and make up something yourself and see how far it travels around SL!

by Phil F. Kearny

I took a journey to Walmart the other day to buy some household items and was walking down the aisles when something caught my eye. Take a look.

Wow! You can now buy credits for all your favourite online games right in Walmart. Everyone is represented here! Look there is IMVU, Farmville, Mafia Wars, Haboo, Second Life. Wait, there is no Second Life gift card. Thats right. None. Why? Because Linden Lab for some odd reason refuses to market their own product. Who the hell is running their marketing department? This has to be the only company in history that refuses to advertise their service. Worlds like IMVU that are inferior to SL in so many ways are gaining users left and right because they ADVERTISE! Get with the program Linden Lab! Seeing cards like this in Walmart shows that virtual worlds are gaining mainstream acceptance.

By Phil F. Kearny

I was cleaning out my inventory last night – a truly horrifying thing to do – and came across a notecard from our local muse and Ambrosia Dancer Jessika Jenvieve. One night apparently, something went wrong with the world of SL and
Pepper, who is our white tiger mascot at Ambrosia Dance Club, fell silent. No matter how many times she would call on Pepper there was no reply that night. She wrote this:

Ode to Pepper

oh lovely Kitty
what a pity
you won’t talk to me today

wanted to make you purr
I gently stroked your shiny fur

looked for signs you were awake
you did not make a single squeak
pullled your tail and tweaked your ears
but alas – my worse fears
Phil is here with his spanner
oh whatever is the matter

pulled her tail in my distress
said how much I liked her dress
but not a sound, not a yelp

Oh Pepper – Help!!!!!

Luckily Pepper has found her voice again and is back to her old antics amusing and confounding the Ambrosians nightly!