Many people complain about the long walk to the club. The materialize at the far end of the mall and have to take that long death march up the black carpet to get to the club. The smarter ones have figured out that you can fly pretty easily and get there in no time flat. Many people ask why do you do this.
The big reason is that it gives you an opportunity to fully rez the sim. If you materialized directly in the club it’s highly likely that you would start smashing into people and things that have not rezzed fully for you, leading to name calling and pixel fist fights. Also we want you to take the opportunity to check out our fine retailers in the mall. So, it serves a dual purpose to have visitors rez far away.
Now, however, we are proud to announce the introduction of our brand new taxi service which whisks you in style to the club in mere seconds. Designed to slice through even the thickest of lag, the Ambrosia Shuttle is nimble and quick. You ride in complete comfort and safety even though those who are foolish enough to try to walk to the club are in complete pixel peril. Our drivers are not what one would call highly trained or even ethical. But they get the job done. Check out a shuttle ride next time you visit the club. And
We are hiring taxi drivers right now so do apply in the club! Hopefully, you will prove to be a better driver than the current crew of felons.
Ambrosia Dance Club is proud to announce the opening of its new backstage access VIP Lounge. For a low monthly fee of 100 L you receive special backstage access to the club and private VIP lounge. To Join the Group just touch the group inviter at the entrance. The VIP rooms are located to the right of the main club entrance.
The Lounge is perfect for intimate dates when you don’t want to be surrounded by the crush of people at Ambrosia yet groove out to the best DJs in SL. Non-members who enter the area are immediately eviscerated and ejected for your viewing pleasure by the ever vigilant backstage bouncer so there is no need to be worried about being disturbed by inquisitive noobies.
Amenities include:
– one click teleport access to avoid that often lag-filled walk to the club
– special VIP invites to hear auditions by prospective new djs
– discounted private party room rates for Backstage VIPS
– never ending all you can eat buffet and unlimited drinks
– complimentary Ambrosia Wings Logo Necklace
– comfy couches by Soho Designs with amazing couples poses
– couples and singles dances
Perfect for romantic encounters or just to hang out mostly undisturbed with your friends, the new VIP lounge is already a smash hit.
Its been a busy week with a lot of new DJs signing up to spin at the club for the first time. Keep a close eye on the calendar to see all the new talent coming in to keep the entertainment at Ambrosia fresh. Our Djs run 24 hours a day so you are always in for a great time. You can read more about our DJs and find out why they are the very best in Second Life.
No this is not one of the new djs. It’s just someone who wandered in and discovered the contents of the Ambrosia freebie box. He may have eaten some bad mushrooms prior which would explain the bizarre skin coloration.
Ambrosia Dance Club recently closed for three days so that renovations could be completed. The Sim was plagued with lag so we brought in a Lag Reduction Specialist (LSR) to totally rebuild this Sim so it would run faster. Using the formula “X = {q + [q2 + (r-p2)3]1/2}1/3 + {q – [q2 + (r-p2)3]1/2}1/3 + p” we were able to determine that the Sim was totally phuqued up and had to be constructed from scratch.
The New Ambrosia is leaner, meaner and greener with a total reduction of 33% avatar fenestration rate and a negative BLEM factor of 4.3 ! What this means for the average non-tech person who does not understand such arcane information is that its much betterer and you should actually be able to rez things when there are 50 people in the club. So yes, its good. There are some minor changes to the venue. We gave you a slightly bigger dance floor and have retrofit the club to comply with the ADA (Ambrosians with Disabilities Act of 2010) Standards for Accessible Design.
Pepper has supervised all aspects of the reconstruction to assure that only top quality materials and labor were used and that everything was placed according to specifications. I suspect that she did eat one of the undocumented day laborers but she wont admit a thing.
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