Ambrosia Dance Club

What a difference a day makes. It is so much fun to see when a newcomer to Second Life comes in to Ambrosia and sees all the well dressed Avatars partying out to the best party songs and hottest DJs. The first order of business is to go shopping ASAP. And of course in Second Life there is no shortage of shopping. You can find just about any style of clothing or lack of to suit any avatar. And of course the Mall at Ambrosia is bursting to the seams with the latest in hot fashions.

Before

After

As you can see above Marrs Guardian came in to Ambrosia looking like a total lewzer complete with plastic Linden hair and in one mad shopping spree is transformed into the Master of Chill. Well okay, the bling might have to go but otherwise what an amazing metamorphasis!

Nothing is better than having your own personal bottle of Absolut to party the night away at Ambrosia.

Dove, Staci and Tauri are at battle stations in this fun pic. A little bit of 80 proof vodka does wonders to lubricate the hips and lips at Ambrosia.

I was just going through my inventory and realized that I have over 1000 note cards. They say all sorts of things like “Welcome to Orgy Island, here are the rules” – as if you need rules for an orgy.

What happens in Second Life is that you go to a parcel and and are bombarded by an auto greeter that hands you  multiple note cards, a landmark and who knows what else. Sometimes you are too silly to decline and actually read the stuff.  Then into your bloated inventory it goes.

I try to go in there and organize it on occasion.  I make up new folders called “Annoying Stuff” and “Wacky Clothes” to put things in but somehow every time i start this onerous task someone will IM me with a matter of great urgency and it gets put off again for another day.

Some people don’t have these issues.  They are meticulous and organized. They actually throw things away or sort them in a manner that makes sense.  But not me.  There is a perverse need somewhere deep within to save items like “Amazing marble staircase I made for my first mansion”  which of course is neither amazing nor marble.  In fact it sucks.  But  I have trouble throwing things away.  What if one of the 277 objects called “object” is really something important like the master prim that holds together the Ambrosia Dance Club?  Naturally, I need to rez each one individually to confirm that, yes indeed, it really is a plywood box.

So every once in a while i will take a break and go into my inventory and start erasing things and rejoice in the knowledge that I have eliminated 384 note cards stating “contest rules” .  Then of course, afterward, I will run across an item like “5000  Free Poses” and just have to have the entire set and the cycle begins anew.  I know there are all manner of tricks like making boxes and storing your stuff or giving your stuff to noobs etc.  But damn it, you never know when you will need to rez your “Purple Pogo Stick w/ Landmines” or “Swarm of Snakes Ver 2.1″ on the spur of the moment.

So i continue to chip away at the bloated inventory hoping one day i will get it below 10000 items again.  Anyone need a slightly used “SecretAgent Sculpted Penis Model A 2-Pack”?