Ambrosia Dance Club

DJ Geemix is feeling whacky and has decided to host a gala costume party tomorrow at the club. The event will begin Saturday at 2 PM SLT so get in early.

Wow, this is going to be a lot of fun. Get dressed up in your best and most creative outfits and fill the floor with craziness. Please no outsize avatars please. I get my outfits from Nordstroms. Most people just sew their own. So remember, get in as soon as you can because this will be a total blowout and the sim will be capped at the first 50 people.

Ambrosia Dance Club is a great place to interact with other people and meet someone new. Friendships have developed on the dance floor at Ambrosia that have gone on to full blown RL relationships and even marriage.

First impressions are important. Many guys will come in to meet women and intiate a conversation with the all purpose, “Hello”, in IM. Others are far more inventive in their opening lines, showing that there is no limit to the ingenuity of the horny male. I asked various female patrons about different lines they have heard from guys and here are a few of the results:

[9:56] Skip334 Galana: Hello there, I would like to talk to you and give you my full attention… I don’t know if that sounds selfish or horrible but fact is fact :) I have been hard for you all day now. Out of my control. You are perfect.

This line did not work whatsoever.

[17:17] screwu Foxdale: babi ur hot women
[17:18] Summerr Hillburton: I find your pale pasty noob skin very attractive as well
[17:20] screwu Foxdale: i like mak sex with u how can do
[17:20] Summerr Hillburton: mak sex with me
[17:20] screwu Foxdale: yea
[17:21] Summerr Hillburton: How about i feed your testicles into a wheat thresher instead?
[17:21] screwu Foxdale: owwwwww
[17:21] screwu Foxdale: ur lesbian

Shot down in flames so she must be a lesbian.

[11:36] Farley Ryerson: I cannot help but notice you dancing alone in the corner. I see sadness in your eyes. You need a man in your life. I am that man. Open the door.

Poetic but no result

[19:57] V1nce Arabello: hi
[19:58] V1nce Arabello: yr hot
[19:58] cinnamonsin Edenflower: thank you
[20:00] V1nc eArabello: can i f..k u?
[20:00] cinnamonsin Edenflower: no

Total Fail

by Phil F. Kearny

I have played a lot of video games growing up. But Second Life is unlike any other game ever. It’s the only game that will cause you to start laughing uproariously out loud in real life. Stupid things will happen in Ambrosia and suddenly you are roaring with laughter out loud. A true LOL. A noob walks in wearing no clothes and a box on his head. Someone sets him on fire. Its hilarious. You laugh like a hyena while staring at a computer screen.

Naturally that is the moment some family member of friend comes to look over your shoulder and say “What’s so funny on the computer? Can I see?” And then you have to laboriously explain that there is a guy with the flashing bling dildo running around poking everyone on the dance floor prior to being set on fire and ejected to plummet into the cold ocean below. They just look at you and shake their heads in incredulity. Such is the price of SL addiction. The stiffs just don’t get it.

Here is something that is annoying lately. I run Viewer 2 which contrary to what most people say is not a tool created by Satan himself to destroy SL forever. It just does not have a lot of the nifty little features that the ubiquitous Emerald Viewer has such as “who is looking at me”. That is right, Emerald Viewer will set up a little crosshair to show who is looking where on the screen. Viewer 2.0 does not have this feature. The Dancers love it because they can see who is oggling them. But every once in a while i will get an IM now. Phil, why are you looking at my ass? And I say to them, Whaa? I am looking at the entire club filled with people and somehow my camera has centered on someone’s meaty pixel bum. I quickly explain my meaty pixel bum obsession and try to move my view elsewhere.

We have been having a lot of fun lately in the club and you need to come on by and visit up with all your old friends. Feel free to center your camera on their private parts. It can make someones day.

By The Enquiring Ambrosian

Another excellent night at Ambrosia, soon turned very strange, but still awesome.

DJ Layla just finished her amazing set, when DJ Trish took over and was rocking the club in her own style, as she does. Unsure why and don’t think we want to work out why, but the night suddenly turned into a Baywatch and Jester hat night.

Please don’t ask us to explain it, these things just tend to happen when you’re at the most rocking club in SL. Make what you will of the pics, but as you will see, a great time was had by all.

Dusty and Meat showed their stuff on the stage and DJ Trish was looking “hot” in her Jester hat and Baywatch lifesaver. All the Ambrosians soon got into the party mood and none of them could quite explain why, but who needs to explain when you’re just having the time of your SL life.

Come on down and join us for some great tunes and you just never know what will happen next. :) One thing you can be certain of, you’ll always be made welcome at the Hottest Place to be seen in SL… Ambrosia.