Ambrosia Dance Club

CAN YOU IDENTIFY THESE PEOPLE??

By AngelCat Slade

Another rocking night at Ambrosia, well Friday night for the Aussies and Kiwi’s, everyone else in the world just waking up.
The club was rocking to the fantastic tunes of DJ JessicaP, when in walked a couple of patrons, one claiming to own an Elvis costume and wanting others to join him in dressing up.

As you all know, we at Ambrosia aim to please everyone, however it appeared that the legend himself, (or herself??) arrived just in the nick of time.
I must say the patrons of the club were quite impressed with the new guests entering the building and the party continued with a slightly different conversation, sort of based around hamburgers and saying Thank you, Thank you very much, a LOT????
We do have photographic evidence that you may run into anyone at Ambrosia, as you will see. After a rocking set by DJ JessicaP, apparently Elvis left the building. No one has seen him, or her since.
So just more proof that at Ambrosia, you never know who you will see but we can guarantee you one thing, you will have the best time in SL at the Coolest place to be seen.

by Phil F Kearny

It’s never an easy thing to manage a group of people. Ambrosia Staff generally have the patience of saints when it comes to dealing with all the different types of customers that walk through the doors. For the most part people come to Ambrosia to listen to the great music and chat with the trendy international clientèle that loves to hang out. Sometimes, however a few rogue personalities pop in. Ok, let’s just call them weirdos or freaks. Maybe even sexual deviants. Malevolent Anti Beings from the Planet Zag 11. Prick-faced Goons. I often get IMs from the new dancers that go something like this – “Phil, I have told Luv2phuck to stop spanking everyone on the dance floor and he wont stop, what should I do?” My reply is inevitably, eject his ass into the ocean. This, of course, results in “the conversation”, which usually goes something like this:

Luv2phuck Dirndl : Why you ban me
Ambrosia Dancer: I asked you to stop and you would not.
Luv2phuck Dirndl : well you shouldn’t be so aggressive about it for people that dont know, like you first said enjoy your flight, not very nice way to ask at first, lol, but like i said, i know now, but let me bring something to your attention, my screen is totally covered by peoples gesture spam, yet you have a problem with spanks, what is the difference really, gestures and spanks basically same thing, cept spanks dont go all the way across the screen
Ambrosia Dancer : I really dont need an education from you. Learn the rules.
Luv2phuck Dirval : you are an arrogent (Rhymes with Bunt), learn how to handle some1 that has an opinion you stupid f*%$ing tramp.
Ambrosia Dancer : Mute

Well at least this person had an eloquent defense prior to being muted forever. Sometimes the angry conversation is just plain unintelligible.

x777gak Diesel: ur a yank n name 1 lande the taliban aint bombed :) naa i dont h8 them :)
Ambrosia Dancer : Excuse me?
x999duk Diesel: im not a h8r xcet u dumazz yank got in my viz yanno
Ambrosia Dancer : First of all I am from Canada and second of all I have no idea what you are talking about.
x777gak Diesel: i dont like but
x777gak Diesel: sorry i dont wana piss any 1 off more so u :)
x777gak Diesel: u asked n i answered :)
x777gak Diesel: sorry im a bagers ass n i winde up bad lol AAAAAGGG!!!!!!
Ambrosia Dancer : Mute

After a few of these conversations to toughen you up, it becomes easier. Eject, Ban, Mute in one swift motion.

Lately there has been a guy coming in to the club who has been hitting on every girl asking her to come to Scotland and have his baby. He even has a website complete with creepy picture and long-winded biography describing his quest to reproduce and raise ugly offspring. Let us hope that he does not succeed.

No one says that you have to speak with everyone. You don’t have to do it in real life and you certainly don’t have to do it in a virtual world. Imagine having the one click capability to shut off people in RL. Eh, it would not work – they would start miming and holding up signs and stuff. In reality you just look the other way or walk off.

Summer is coming and that means that traffic will lighten up a little bit at the club but one thing is assured – the freakshow continues unabated. Thank God for the Mute button.

His name is Mark Attenborough and he is the longest running DJ at the Ambrosia Dance Club. A consummate professional, Mark has real World experience as a DJ that others could only dream of including a stint on the QE2 Cruise ship. He brings this wealth of experience to every show at Ambrosia. His witty humour and rapid fire observations keep the crowd in stitches as he spins “The Essential Collection”, today’s hits culled from his vast collection of music.

A highlight of Mark’s shows are always his impromptu contests such as “Guess Where the Avatar is From” and his inevitable butchering of the pronunciation of peoples names. No one escaped the attention of Mark on the dance floor and if you show up without knickers you are sure to be made aware of it.

You can catch his show weekly on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 2 PM. It’s always a full house when Mark shows up so get in early. His show is an example of what professionalism can sound like in SL.

By Dailyn

Just when you thought you knew everything about Ambrosia Dance Club, we surprise you again!

Saturday evening, the sim was packed…and I meant packed solid! DJ Geemix was rocking the place as usual. The Ambrosia Dance troop was well represented and dancing away on the stages…when WHOOSH! Out of nowhere a rush of breeze and a ‘Beep..Meepmeep’…clear the decks everyone – it’s Phil driving the Ambrosia Shuttle! He pulls up beside the stage and offers a ride. Not needing to be asked twice, Angelcat and I jumped in, not knowing what we were letting ourselves in for. Let’s just say it’s lucky that our Avatars can take crash damage!!

Hilarity ensues, as we drive around with me dance HUD still active…Partycar anyone?!

Hopefully the insurance is paid up for the month since this trip ended in disaster.

Phil bails from the Ambrosia Shuttle shortly before it flips over.