by Phil F. Kearny
I get messages all the time when I sign on. All sorts of little dramas occur when I am offline and well, come to think of it, when online as well. Let’s just say it’s non stop. Here is a recent sample.
Dear Mr. Kearny:
I recently discovered your club and found that it fulfilled one of my most important SL needs: access to consistent good music. I began spending a lot of time AND a lot of money there. I’d put my avi on auto and chat with friends while enjoying the music.
Today, unfortunately, one of your employees felt it necessary to humiliate me publicly. Now that would be livable had I not been spending L$500+ tipping your venue, dancers and DJ’s every visit.
But as they say “vote with your feet”. So regretfully, you have lost my business.
Yours Truly,
Costumer X
I never found out who the dancer was or what the nature of the incident was. There were no details. I filed it under “disgruntled costumer” (trash bin) and forgot about it. A few days later this note appears.
Dear Mr. Kearny:
I’ve made a terrible mistake. Subsequent to my initial note to you, I found that there is NO equivalent/equal to Ambrosia Dance in Second Life.
I would like to retract my complaint and ask your permission to return to your club as a happy, slap-happy tipping customer.
I promise to stand in my corner, not be an overly-sensitive jerk, not assume that any comment made by anyone is directed to me, and dance my ass off.
PLEASE?? I miss Aditi! I miss geemix! I miss Ambrosia!
Sincerely and humbly,
Costumer X
No matter how bad the abuse you might think you are receiving at Ambrosia it’s better than some of the other alternatives out there! So as you can see, all is well that ends well.
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