For the most part in the virtual world we communicate through our chat windows. Many of us attempt to write in clear concise sentences and hope that the other person will understand the intent of our words and the context in which they are being delivered. Sometimes though, things go entirely wrong. These wrong events are called “Typos”. You innocently bang away at your coffee-stained keyboard and hit enter and then look up in horror at what actually came out on the screen.
The next ten minutes are spent in a futile attempt to explain what you meant by your typing faux pas.
For instance the following was accidentally posted in a notice by an Ambrosia Dancer:
Ambrosians,
Come have lunch with us down at Ambrosia! DJ Geemix is here and he is ready to help you knock your cocks off!!
I asked various Ambrosians what was the most embarrassing typo they could recall:
DJ Geemix‧: “ok…well..one time I was chatting to Kezzie, and the L and the K are too close on the kb, and you can guess what I called her”
Caleb Stromfield: “oh ok thats easy I once entered a bar and instead of saying i’m ready for some hard rock…”
Jacqueline Sugarplum: “I do abou tit a lot”
AmberSkye Ellisson: “I told someone at Phat Cat’s where I manage.. I was sorry I was being so PUSSY instead of PUSHY. …not my finest hour”
Zeno Popstar: “Well I can’t think of one off hand so i’ll give u one my g/f said yesterday, I thought it was funny. I told her I had to go eat in RL and she said, yeah I too go to eat myself.”
Ivoni Miles: “Well… someone was stalking me when i first started working here and I couldn’t take it anymore and told him a big F#@K YOU. But it was in open chat, Just when a poor guy had come through the door and said how are you ivoni?
DJ Anastasia: typing he instead of she when introducing someone.
Lorellai Kondor‧: i know i once said… i like your snatch… but it was because of the sn@tch store. but i just wrote snatch.insetad of sn@tch. and someone was weraring sn@tch clothes and i made a comment that i like her snatch.
DJ Noiz : my typos are usually on the air
Mark Attenborough: In general chat during my set i actually typed out Im going to Lick Ass instead of Kick Ass for the next 2 hours.
Sapphires Destiny: “Me and Terry was at Mouseworld at the theater and after the show i said ‘don’t forget to pick up your cock’ but i meant coke”
Veronika Skinstad : one time i typed sex instead of sec “just give me a sex”
DJ Phil : creating a whole new word by writing kliss instead of kiss.
Myford Cleanslate: “Years ago, I said in chat instead of IM to a friend at the time: “You REALLY don’t like this guy do you?” Sill haunts me.”
Mercedes Benedek: “One time I said fuk instead of fun…I said I want to have fuk lol”
Conner Aycliffe: I was talking to a girl once and accidentally typed in open chat…Where would you like my balls? The only other person on the sim was a big guy..he flew away real quick! I was referring to my pose balls.
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