Ambrosia Dance Club

Attention Ambrosians

Have you ever been enjoying yourself at the Ambrosia Dance Club when suddenly a malevolent presence enters the room; a person that has to be the center of attention and exhibits some of the following behaviours:

- communicate only through gestures
- speak through a Turkish to Japanese to English translator
- shoot flames from their prim buttocks
- dances like an escapee from a grand mal seizure ward
- repeatedly asks for deviant acts
- slams into everyone like an enraged hockey player

You want to push him through a wall but he keep coming back at you more and more, spamming you with heinous green chat and farting gestures.

Up until now what could you do? You could protest loudly in chat and call him names. You could push back with your own annoying sounds and gestures. But that never works.

And now there is a product developed to deal with these avatar irritants. From the makers of Noo B Gon we present -

That’s right, the first and only product in SL that is guaranteed to vanquish the uber annoying in just one spritz. We’re so sure that Permaban will work that if you experience further griefing in the next day we will refund your money.

Its just “Spray and Away!” It’s never been this fun and easy getting rid of annoying avatars. One Spritz is all it takes to continue your peaceful Second Life. Get yours today for the low low price of 99 L at the Ambrosia mall today!

If you are a live musician and wish to play at the Ambrosia Dance Club you need to contact Roxy Zhangsun. Roxy is our live Booking agent and responsible for scheduling all the amazing live acts that appear at the Ambrosia Dance Club.
She is well known throughout the Live music scene as she explores Second Life in search of the latest and greatest musicians to entertain the Ambrosians. Roxy insures lives against the boredom that is so pervasive throughout the grid.

Roxy is a two-year veteran of the world and has been associated with Ambrosia for most of that time. As well as being the live booking agent she acts as hostess on the floor of the club making sure that everyone in the club is having an uproariously good time. Her enthusiasm is a force to be reckoned and no one hides in the corner when Roxy is on the loose in the club. She is spunky, fun energetic, vivacious and mischievous. Be sure to say G’day to Roxy next time you are in the venue.

After a long hiatus, the 2nd DJ to ever play at Ambrosia Dance Club has returned ( the First DJ of course was the famous TJ Lusch of Lusch Audio).

Mark Attenborough has been a professional DJ for the past 25 years, which includes presenting on English Radio at Radio Wave Blackpool and W.O.K.I FM in Knoxville, Tennessee for over 2 years, Mark has also has played at some of the largest clubs in the UK including the World Famous 4 thousand person capacity Palace Night Club in his home town of Blackpool UK where he was the Resident DJ for 5 years. He is also proud to have been the DJ aboard the legendary cruise ship Queen Elizabeth 2 for CUNARD for over 4 years. Last year he completed a 4-part talking book about the famous Titanic and the White Star line that is due for release shortly on CD in the UK & Europe.

He brings his wit and style to the club which is quite inimitable and has been playing to packed houses on each of his gigs.  Do check the schedule to find out his next event!

When DJ Bethy throws a party you can count on a good time. She threw an Aussie party the other night and filled the dance floor with all sorts of fun props.

Wombas and Dingos and Roos, Oh My!

Lots of good beers and tasty critters on the barbie topped off this event.

Bethy loves to decorate the place during her events as you can see by the lavish display during Princess’ Birthday Party.

Happy Birthday Princess