Ambrosia Dance Club

By Phil F. Kearny

Our DJ Emily passed me this photograph she had taken of herself and I admired it so much that it had to be posted here.

Emily88 Lane

The photographer did a sublime job of blending together diverse elements that evoke intimate feelings of passion and solace in a confused, twisted and turbulent world filled with spiteful hypocritical self-loathers and fuses them together in an amalgamation of ethereal beauty. It speaks volumes of the broken littered remains of failed relationships that are scattered promiscuously over the desolate landscape of a pixellated fantasy world. What on earth am I talking about? I have no idea. I just really like the picture and had to share it with you. Cheers Emi and kudos to Photographer Skip Stahelli.

Our bartender Cooper has vanished for parts unknown. Rumour has it that he has run off to a deserted island off the coast of South America and has no internet connection. Who knows. Luckily we have Pablo to fill the void until Cooper returns from his self-imposed exile. Pablo brings wit and charm as the Ambrosia Bartender in residence. He can always be counted on to get the party cranking and make every Ambrosian feel welcome. Make sure you stop in and drop a line to Pablo. He’s always at the ready with a pixel drink, a quick joke and a light up your smoke.

Pabl0 Roffo Bartender in Residence

Let’s face it. Ambrosians for the most part, are a very stylish bunch. They come to be seen and have a great time and take the time to make sure that their avatar looks the best that it can. Second Life is unique in that all the clothing is made by the residents and not provided by the game maker. Well, except for that nooby grey shirt with the blue stripe going across the chest. It used to be much worse. The default back in 2007 were really horrifying and you did not have all the inexpensive skins and clothing that are available now.

Benner Bingyi and Tizi Denja

Back in the day a good quality skin would cost 4000 L and only the most wealthy avatars like the escorts would have one. Today, a noob can hot themselves up for peanuts compared to the old days. Guys especially have it better now than in the old days. Back then you had a choice of either looking like a pansie-picking pretty boy or a blingtard Uzi-toting thug.

Caleb Stomfield

The ladies of course will always have the most choices for looking good and that is probably the way that it should be. Most guys don’t change look for days on end while the women will change appearance up to 4 or 5 times a day.

Satin Faith

The number and variety of accessories that are available on the market is truly astonishing. If you have always wanted to pierce your body multiple times in Rl and were always chicken to do so, well it’s just so painless to do so in SL. You can have yourself looking like a catch-and release-trout in a matter of minutes. Just stay away from all that heinous bling.

Leigh Mocha

Smart Sassy and sexy. That’s the way to present yourself and Ambrosians sure know how to do that. Short skirts and high boots. Super sexy heels and makeup. Hey it’s a club, why not look your best. No need for Pilates here – that little micro mini fits the first time everytime.

Melli Bingyi and Bethany Felisimo

It is always great to feature the best-dressed Ambrosians. Just be on guard to not make the heinous worst dressed list to be featured in and up coming post. You never know when the intrepid photographer is making his rounds!