Ambrosia Dance Club

Gestures.  Some people love them other people hate them.  What are gestures?  Well,  they are prerecorded lines of chat text and animation that you can use to annoy everyone around you with a single stroke of your F key.  Sometimes they are fun and funny.  Other times, they can be so repugnant that you have to evacuate the area to retain your sanity.

Using Gestures, there is no real need for you to communicate in a meaningful fashion at all.   Like a song?  Hit f3 and ::::::: I ❤ THIS  T U N E ! ! ! ::::::: HOoOoOUlalalala :) will be splashed along the bottom of everyones screen along with a silly high pitched smerf’s voice proclaiming your love for the musical selection of the venue.  Limited English? Communicate with a series of Hoos and Howls!  Hurrah for F keys!

So here are the top 10 annoying Gestures for this week.

1. ::::::: I ❤ THIS  T U N E ! ! ! ::::::: HOoOoOUlalalala :)

This sounds especially bad coming out of a big musclebound guy.

2.　　”::＼　　 　 　 　 　　,.’ヽ
/:::::::::.ｌ.　　　　　.／.:::::.ｌ
!:::::::::::::!-‐”””””’ｰ､,/::::::::::::|
.|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::l’         V^v^.:HowwwlzzZ:.^v^V
!::::::::::::ｒ’”ヽ:::::/ ｀,::::::::::/
‘:::::::::::::.＼　ヽ/　/ :::::::’、
,” :::::,, へ,●:::`ﾌ’ `く::::●.ﾍ::ヽ
.”:::::::.,”　　｀’ｰ”　　｀”””　ヽ:::ﾞ 、
ヽ::.ｌ　　   　　　　＿　ヽ 　,,’:::,ﾞ
ﾞ”　　　　　（::::::）　〉 /::./     V^v^.:HowwwlzzZ:.^v^V
.、.-….__  ￣,　/ .ｌ.:/
｀”ｰ – .二 ／ ,,,’

Multi-Lined bad art rendering of a wolf.  Is this really needed?

3.  WOOTLES!!!!

Repeated by multiple people at regular intervals it sounds like a swamp full of frogs at twilight.

4. ☆☆☆☆HooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo !!!!!!☆☆☆☆

Sure to make you want to gouge out your eardrums, this lasts for the full 10 seconds.

5.        .·°·.◈◇◆ Ⓕⓘⓡⓔ BurniN ⓞn Thℇ DaNcℇ Fl✪✪R ◆◇◈♫♬.·°·.·
*•.¸ღ❤ღ ThaT LitTle ShawtY’s Fire BurNin ⓞn The DaNcℇ Fl✪✪R

If we are all listening to the song what need is there to play the gesture that includes the sound bite?  Anyone ? Anyone?

6. ||||||||||—————->>>>>YEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPAAAAAAAA<<<<<—————|||||||||||||||||

Must be heard to be believed.

7. *+,.(‘*+,._>>YâââââââY<<_.,+*’),.+*..*+.,(‘*+,._>>YâââââââY<<_.,+*’),.+*

I mean does this really mean anything?

8.This Dj Rocks  Like  An Earth Shattering  EarGasm ******@!!!!!!!

Clever at first annoying the 500th time around.

9. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!******AIRHORN******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG i am going to go Bonkers!

10.  Giggles

The infamous baby giggle, so deliciously annoying, so 2007

Maximillion Kleene of course. Nuff Said.

92 avatars - No Freakin Bots

by Skippy Foulsbane

This will be the first in a series of helpful hints for Ambrosians on how to do things better in Second Life. Today I would like to show you how to live in the lap of luxury without paying a dime.

Most people want to buy land or rent land or whatever. And then ya know live in a great house with a pool . Whatever. I say sure you can have all those things. But then you need money. RL money to pay Linden Labs or some momo from Lichtenstein. And who needs that when its so much more fun to just use someone else’s stuff. Yes thats right, use someone else’s stuff. Its a big world out there and there is a whole lot of stuff all ready for the usin. So let’s get started.

First off, you are going to have to find a really great place. Well thats the easy part since there are tons of great places. The trick is to find out where the owners are from. This guy is from Sweden so while hes out dreaming of icicles and meatballs I am gonna be impressing my SL date.

Uh oh locked door. Cant get in? Traditional Real life devices like prybars won’t work so what to do .

Damn this free Xstreet Crowbar

Well, this is easy . Just move your camera inside, locate a piece of furniture and click on it to have a seat.

Just get the right camera angle

and then TP your bitch, I mean date, inside. Tell her that you are having scriptin’ problems with the door and you are gonna break the a-holes kneecaps who made it.

"What a great place you have Skippy!"

Make sure you got plenty of free drinks in your inventory since the bar is most likely not going to work for you.

"You sure know how to treat a lady"

And here comes the payoff for all my hard work! A nice refreshing dip in the pool. Yeah that’s what I’m talkin about~!

How to get ahead without a lot of Lindens

The best part is that chicks think I actually own the place. I just tell em that I let Lars use it once in a while cuz, you know, he ain’t got no money.

So as you can see, you can live like the King of Sweden without payin a dime. Next time i will tell you all about not havin’ to pay a dime for some clothes that will make the ladies crawl all over you like a fat kid on a cupcake.

Now that’s what I’m talkin about!

If you go to the Linden Blogs you can read the latest economic report where Linden Labs claims that the number of concurrent users is reduced due to the implementation of their bot removal policy which took place in April.  Well, I for one certainly don’t see it.  It seems to me that the prime offenders are still at it and are literally thumbing their noses at the policy.  But the Bot Hunter is ever vigilant and loves to show you exactly how these people who are gaming traffic with fake avatars do their dirty deeds.  Lets call them what they are…f#$@ing cheaters who fool people into thinking that they have a kick-ass club by planting hordes of bots in an attempt to get a higher traffic rating in search so unsuspecting noobs can buy their worthless crap.

Here we have the infamous Dance Island .  Today’s traffic is an astonishing 84534.  You can tell where the bots are by just looking at the mini map. On the left side is the club itself with a group of green dots. The other large cluster of dots is pictured above. It is a club just to hold dancing campers, ummm let’s just call the what they are. F#@%ing BOTS. But why even have any pretense anymore.  Just put your traffic gaming campers out in the open.

In your face, Linden Labs! This is a Linden Labs Showcase venue after all and is proudly listed as a great place for newcomers to go.

The Scofflaws at The Rock are still at it clocking in at a number one with their amazing  99000 traffic rating.  Get close to the warmth produced by the campmaster device everyone – ahhhhh.

Feel the Linden goodness.  Up yours Mark Linden!

Lets see…Phat Cats. Well they should have super high traffic because the romance and twirl-a-girl places always do.  But what is this?

Oh dear its a Model, in fact I count about 17 of them. Well the idea of models is really neat.  But the reality is we know they are not for modeling clothes .  They exist to artificially raise the traffic rating of the sim.  Period.  Soooo, Phat Cat Owners, you are running bots to raise your traffic. You suck!
Or maybe I am totally wrong and you are hiring real people to model the clothes in all of the stores. Yeah , right.

Well, what the hell, that certainly helps out with todays 72633 rating enabling you to stay even with dreaded rival Sweethearts.  Sorry, but they beat you with a 73843 traffic rating with what I suspect to be genuine traffic.