Ambrosia Dance Club

The weather outside is frightful.

But at Ambrosia it’s really quite delightful!

The Holiday costumes are out and Ambrosians are looking quite festive!

Lorellai and Bailey look so good in green. They were very adept at avoiding the snowdrifts which covered the dance floor.

Night Bartender Rift Aeon prepares the eggnog in Cooper’s Corner

Lady Djamila and the notorious House of Marikh sizzle up the dance floor.

Rift makes the mistake of falling asleep on the dance floor after Starr Ivory jumps off the couples dance ball. He gets this unintentional dance with a wandering Noob to the delight of onlookers.

Who is the hottest sexiest male Ambrosian?  Who makes the ladies swoon?  Well its about time that we found out.  There is a voting board set up in the club and the winner will receive glory and maybe even a really awesome cash prize.

Tough choices indeed!  If you have any other suggestions let me know! You can vote once per day for your favorite in the club.

Ambrosia is fast approaching its second anniversary.   We started two years ago on Mainland in Sabra and built up the business slowly one customer at a time.  After two years of hard work we now are on a private island with close to 3000 VIPS and real traffic ratings of over 10000 without the use of alts, bots, campers or any artificial ratings boosting.

But in today’s world, hard work is not rewarded.  Why work hard when it’s just so much easier to walk into a club like Ambrosia and notecard all the staff and patrons promoting your own club.  This has happened on so many occasions that I have lost track.  Usually its an overzealous noob promoting the owners establishment and a face saving negotiation where the owner denies any connection usually ends the incident.

The most recent incident involved the actual owner notecarding the staff and customers so I decided to take a personal visit and see for myself the wonders of this new club.

As you can see the owner has not opted for the usual “Club in a Box”.  No, she has slaved for hours over her keyboard perfecting all the textures, getting the prim alignment just right and creating an atmosphere that just draws in people.  I spent minutes of enjoyment marveling at this perfect example of what an entertainment venue should look like and took copious notes.

So Miss New Club Owner, let me do you a favor and generate some traffic for you.  I urge all Ambrosians to pay a visit to this venue and compare.  If you leave the Ambrosia group I totally understand.

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I was just going through my inventory and realized that I have over 1000 note cards. They say all sorts of things like “Welcome to Orgy Island, here are the rules” – as if you need rules for an orgy.

What happens in Second Life is that you go to a parcel and and are bombarded by an auto greeter that hands you  multiple note cards, a landmark and who knows what else. Sometimes you are too silly to decline and actually read the stuff.  Then into your bloated inventory it goes.

I try to go in there and organize it on occasion.  I make up new folders called “Annoying Stuff” and “Wacky Clothes” to put things in but somehow every time i start this onerous task someone will IM me with a matter of great urgency and it gets put off again for another day.

Some people don’t have these issues.  They are meticulous and organized. They actually throw things away or sort them in a manner that makes sense.  But not me.  There is a perverse need somewhere deep within to save items like “Amazing marble staircase I made for my first mansion”  which of course is neither amazing nor marble.  In fact it sucks.  But  I have trouble throwing things away.  What if one of the 277 objects called “object” is really something important like the master prim that holds together the Ambrosia Dance Club?  Naturally, I need to rez each one individually to confirm that, yes indeed, it really is a plywood box.

So every once in a while i will take a break and go into my inventory and start erasing things and rejoice in the knowledge that I have eliminated 384 note cards stating “contest rules” .  Then of course, afterward, I will run across an item like “5000  Free Poses” and just have to have the entire set and the cycle begins anew.  I know there are all manner of tricks like making boxes and storing your stuff or giving your stuff to noobs etc.  But damn it, you never know when you will need to rez your “Purple Pogo Stick w/ Landmines” or “Swarm of Snakes Ver 2.1″ on the spur of the moment.

So i continue to chip away at the bloated inventory hoping one day i will get it below 10000 items again.  Anyone need a slightly used “SecretAgent Sculpted Penis Model A 2-Pack”?